DOUBLE TROUBLE!!!


WOW! not only am i on the cover of JUXTAPOZ this month, if you are a subscriber , you get the special super rare, alternate cover, with no text. Wow does this mean I'm accepted into the art world? even more signs that the end of the world is around the corner. (i did a really long interview with maTTew newton, but they only printed portions of it, to read the whole thing, check out http://www.poison-control.com/ next month)

RUBBING STICKS


Here's a picture of Tim Biskup beating the skins in my monster truck, he's the only other drummer
i let in the truck, here's also a picture of Paper Rad's show in miami, i was already a huge fan of his art and animation
(paperrad.org) and then he fucking blew up the spot in miami, he is one of the best drummers ever, playing over music that he programmed, truly one of the best live shows i've been to in a long time(sam borkson and harry kim pretend playing to the music). Besides the fact that both skills involve holding sticks ,what's the relationship between awesome artisits that are also awesome drummers? here's who i know of so far:
DAVE COOPER
TIM BISKUP
CHRIS MARS
PAPER RAD (FUCKING AWESOME!!!)
ARCHER PREWITT
RON REGE
BRIAN CHIPPENDALE (his band lightning bolt played in tokyo the day i got of jail , but i missed it)
and then i find out
Jonathan Levine, (i'm having my show at his gallery on Jan. 6th 2007) is also a drummer!
what's the relationship? do you know any other drummer/artists? i'm thinking of
writing an article about it, but probably not, i just thought it was a strange pattern.

Portuguese man 'o' war


very different from the X-O man'o'war.
on one of the only sunny days in miami last week, me and MyLan started collecting all the washed up
Portuguese man 'o' war jellyfish on the beach and started making a pile, when it was time to leave, i started stomping on them popping them, this white guy with his two kids , stopped me and asked me if I spoke english, and then told me that even though they are dead i could still splatter the poison into someones face.

SEXY BOB

fluorescents


i been using fluorescents for the past few years,
besides my gallery work that i bomb proof, almost everything i painted in the past on the street
if it has had any contact with sunlight, the fluorescent fades fast.

THAT'S JUST DANDY


Big Geezers + Dandy Warhols = Pure Joy
posted by dieselboi at 8:58 PM on December 18, 2006

We went to the Wonder Ballroom last Friday night for one of the best shows I have been to in awhile. Billed as a "A live meeting of Bigger Geezers," it was a show with a show. While the Dandy Warhols played a seriously awesome set, over on the side, a group of artists were putting their work down on canvas. I can't describe how cool it was to watch them first individually take on a canvas and then start doing their style on the other canvases. This created a montage of styles and just pure awesomeness. The artists - The London Police, Sam Flores, David Choe, Galo, and Jeremy Fish were amazing. I don't know what it takes to paint continuously for 2+ hrs, but I could see a couple of them shaking out the cramps in their hands.
Oh, and the Dandys were spot on! They played some tunes from an upcoming album which were vintage Dandy style. They played all their pop songs much to the joy of the crowd. They even did some of the trademark psych rock we all just zone out to. Add that to the art and you're cookin' with gas.
(Portland is fucking cool, i bought that mexican wrestling mask at an army surplus store 10 minutes before the show, the suit was 4 dollars across the street at the salvation army, i got paint all over it, and didn't want to bring it home so i left it laid out on the bed before i left)

Pussies


acryllic is for pussies, use oil
wheatpasting is for pussies, use cans
spray it dont paste it.

GRAF MECCA


after seeing this picture you cannot deny that seoul korea is the mecca of the entire graffiti kingdom. Stare at this photo and tremble in it’s awesomeness.

while most American die from heart attacks from being fat fucking asses. Most Koreans die from stomach cancer because the shit is hot. Here’s my uncle and brother at dinner. My uncle is the one wiping away his tears and that sopping wet napkin on my brothers forehead is his 10th one. I am crying while taking this picture, and I’m also crying again a few hours later while dragons fire spurts out of my ass.

ATTACK THE GAS STATION


here’s all three choe bro’s in korea standing in front of a gas station where one of my most favorite Korean movies was shot”ATTACK THE GAS STATION”. Great scene from the movie that I can’t relate with at all, when the rebellious punk artist kid with bleached blonde hair who’s only passion in life it is to paint, tell’s his dad he wants to be an artist , and the dad smashes one of the kids paintings over his head. In real life my dad just high fived me, and asked me to try and not to draw so much sexy stuff anymore.

korean beacon: KFC on western across from OMC


growing up there was a stereotype that black people like to enjoy fried chicken and watermelon a lot more than a regular person. To this day I don’t know anyone who eats more KFC and watermelon than korean’s . another food that black people are associated with in the U.S.A are pigs feet. Here’s some pigs feet I gnawed on this week in korea after pussying out on the bosheeng tang(dog soup) . yes I’m getting old. I’m sure if I ate it it would have added 2 more chest hairs to the 4 I took 30 years to harvest.

KEEP ON TRUCKING


I liked big john our bus driver from a painting tour I was on, a lot,
because after a week of riding on the bus together he
still didn’t know my name and referred to me as the
“oriennal fella”...that’s why I decided to do this homage mural
of him out in Avinger,Texas (a.k.a. buttfuck, texas, population 47).
Artists that painted , SABER, Rhode Montijo, and Kenton Parker.
When I asked big john why he had a tattoo of an owl on his arm,
he said, " it’s a bird. "
(other cities we hit, san diego,austin,and new orleans)

RING OF FIRE


i have a real special connection to lord of the rings, it was the last movie i saw before i went to jail, and then when i was in jail a korean drug dealer with 8 fingers gave me a copy before he got transferred out, i said, "i don't want to read that shit, i already saw all three movies and they were awesome, that looks thicker than the bible." of course at the time i didn't know i would be there for another few months, so when i did finally crack it open, i fell deep into tolkien's world(i think i cried twice maybe more while reading it) it killed an enormous amount of time and i read the whole fucking thing, including the elf dictionary and all the extra shit at the end. the movie's were fucking awesome peter jackson's a genius lets see what happened to our friends after LORD OF THE RINGS.
SAM - lost weight, bulked up and developed a lisp for the watered down version of groundhog day(but still pretty funny)50 FIRST DATES
FRODO- the male lookalike of Rachel Dratch of SNL took on a shitload of roles the best one playing KEVIN in SIN CITY (SIN CITY recut and extended version out now, it's fucking awesome, but still not better than the comic book)
and
ARAGON- also went on to do many roles, the best one being Joey in , comic book into movie,HISTORY OF VIOLENCE ( fucking awesome sex and violent scence's, highlights include aragon eating pussy in an awesome 69 scene , stomping a guys throat in, and great highschool bully fight scene. and it was way better than the comic)
good job guys ,keep on trucking

i remember all the places i flew to, getting off a plane in a strange new city, not knowing anbody, not knowing anything about where i am ,ready for another adventure to begin, but then also sort of wishing , it would be cool if there was someone waiting for me with a sign with my name spelled correctly , who calls me ,sir, takes my luggage , takes me out to the limo , and guides me through unexplored lands, it seems only the guys in the suits got that treatment, but the fantasies have once again become a reality and i can still dress like a shitty dirtbag, it's been a long time coming, and i love every fucking minute of it, am i hanging out of the sunroof like a drunk prom queen? you better believe it.

HEY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY GROUP SHOW FOR CHINKY GAY RETARDS?!?!

i was having breakfast with jeremy fish yesterday at doug fir's in portland and he reminded me of something i wrote a while back,
so in case you missed it the first time, here' it is again for the last time, the final word on group fucking shows.
Group shows are fucking horrible and a joke.and have been played out for more than a minute. Can everyone just stop it?
Nobody buys anything and did you really want to become an artist so that
You can paint on a pair of speakers, or jeans, or shoes or trucker caps, or whatever the gimmicky fuck.
stop sending me blank skateboards and shit in the mail, i was never a good skater , and no i dont want to be in a group show with 10 other people because we all have slanty eyes, or because we all have vagina's.
cut it out.

PARK CITY BITCH!!!!


the call came in last week, and WE ARE THE STRANGE (wearethestrange.com) is officially in the sundance festival!! not only is it in, it's showing four fucking times!! and i think it's the only animated feature that got in this year.
the hollywood types are already sniffing around, offers from all the major studios are starting to come in,
can't wait to see how this all plays out, excited as fuck, congragulation's M ,you really deserve this one, this is how it's supposed to go, the hard work paid off. see you all in mormon country next year, here's the schedule.
it's gonna blow your fucking mind, you've never seen anything like this.

one of the biggest highlights of miami , was playing along with a highschool marching band ,after not playing with the beverly hills high school norman' s in over ten years (class of 94!)
http://scioninstallation.imeem.com/video/jCVzuJyB/choe_and_band_scion_installation_3/

WHALES ON PARADE

SOMETIMES YOU JUST FUCK AROUND AND END UP IN GERMANY

are the best hamburers in the world from hamburg? i almost got in a fist fight arguing this point(my team being fatburger on lacienega when it was still there).
i don't know anything about hamburg, i don't even know if that's really where hamburgers were invented.
but i do know sometime's your just fucking around in your friends living room, and the next thing you know...

http://www.heliumcowboy.com/2006/12/20060503_124038.html#more

and then other times you get paid to fuck around and then people end up painting you as.....

http://www.valleywag.com/tech/sean-parker/office-decorator-encouraged-to-draw-cocks-221524.php

it's almost over



As we come to the close of another year, I realize I haven’t vacuumed or swiffered my house since 2003, time goes by so fast when your not in high school , with summer, and winter break to cut up the year. I’ve been on the road for almost 5 years straight, touring, painting, bombing, showcasing, demo-ing, and lecturing. I seen the inside of more hotel rooms than my own home . and I can honestly say I’m fucking tired. I have no sense of home, or time, or healthy food or rest. I’m always time traveling to other time zones, I’m wacked out. I plan to take it easy in 2007, but I fucking doubt it. We’ll see. I killed myself finishing up for my final art show in new york at the jonathan Levine gallery (jonathanlevinegallery.com), it’s gonna be a killer, my friends at viceland.com and jewcy.com (I spent a few months earlier in 2006 living in new york helping out my jew fuck friends by art directing this online jewish magazine, it launched last month ,check it out, jewcy.com) will throw a party for the show, come on out have a good time, get some art while you can. I may disappear into a warm obscure fuzzy hole called publishing.
So let’s get up to date. What’s new
The newest issue of juxtapoz (January 2007 edition ,I think) will have a nice feature written about me by matthew Newton, as well as the cover, awesome! What you don’t fucking know is that, if you are a subscriber to juxtapoz, you will get the limited edition alternate cover(sounds like early 90’s comic book cover gimmicks to me) anyways try to get em both if you can.
Toys, just in time for Christmas, a lot of my friends just had babies, so I went to upperplayground to get some baby clothes since they started making them, and then I wanted to get toys , so I went to walmart and bought some stuffed animals, but ended up buying this awesome spongebob lego set(and I don’t even like spongebob) anyways I used the pieces to make this really sexy spongebob(camera is down I’ll have pictures later.) and finally after the last toy maker I was working with had a nervous breakdown and disappeared , and the gay toy maker before that tried to molest me, I thought I would never make a toy, but the evil twins have arrived, I may have heard this wrong, but they told me they might all be sold out already, which would suck, because I only have one, but I’m sure these Chinese factory workers hate my guts trying to copy my watercolor style on these toys, but those fuckers did a great job. GOOD JOB CHINA! Here’s my friend eric holding one to show the scale(I’m working on a big one next) read about some more at
http://www.giantrobot.com/blogs/eric/2006/12/nearly-antithesis-of-barry-mcgee-is.html
http://www.giantrobot.com/blogs/eric/2006/12/this-is-huge-toy.html

just got back from a rvca hawiian trip,( Mickey Don't Surf Aloha Tour
Mickey Avalon w/ Dyslexic Speedreaders & Shwayze
RVCA ANP: David Choe, George Thompson, REVOK (AWR/MSK)
Guests: BJ Penn, Cobra Snake, Matt Archbold, Christian Fletcher, Akila Aipa, Casey Brown, Rory Parker, CJ Kanuha, Nathan Webster, Daniel Jones) I don’t really know how to describe it , it was almost everyone that rvca sponsors, it was like the fucking circus came to Waikiki, fighters ,musicians, surfers, etc. I had heard so much about REVOK from SABER it was nice to finally meet him and paint with him, REVOK and his Girlfriend ,Miriam are awesome, Hilo boyBJ PENN(I still think he’s the best fighter in the world even though I lost money on him in his last two fights, that’s actually my best vegas story that I’ ll get to one day) was walking around with me and my girlfriend in a headlock in each arm punching people in the face, the whole trip was pretty fucking awesome, and then mickey Avalon and shwayze (shwayze and blueberry are fucking amazing live hip hop act) tore the roof off the hard rock in Waikiki, Christian Fletcher scaled an 18 story hotel wall bcause he saw a topless girl standing out in the balcony, I painted an ice cream truck with EWOK and REVOK, here’s some flicks from mark the cobrasnake (thecobrasnake.com) who got his tits scratched up on his surf board.
Scion presents Skywalkers Art Parade along Miami Beach
Thursday, December 7, 2006 = Scion presents Skywalkers by FriendsWithYou
A unique parade featuring 12 blimps designed by FriendsWithYou, David Choe, Ara Peterson, Misaki Kawai, PaperRad, Devil Robots and Mumble Boy.
2pm
Parade route will move along the Miami Beach shoreline beginning at 17th Street and proceeding to
The Savoy Hotel
455 Ocean Drive

I’ll have more flicks of all this shit later, but art basel is gonna be in Miami this week, I’m getting on plane in 20 minutes for this , you got to be there, we’re throwing a parade with scion and friendswithyou.com of all our characters as gigantic hot air balloons down the beach it’s gonna take 150 people to hold the balloons down, I’ll let you know how it goes.
And lastly to keep this surreal life rolling right after the parade, I’m flying to Portland to paint on stage on the 15th of December ,with the London police, galo, sam flores, and Jeremy fish, while the dandy warhols perform a three hour set (artsy as fuck right?!) anyways if your in Portland or Miami , come out and see art and have a good time, if not I’ll see the rest of you in new york on January 6th, before I go to Hanoi to relax, I probably won’t write again till the new year, so have a good one, be nice , be safe, and party on.

SICK FUCK



i don't need you to tell me , i know this already, i'm always looking for patterns and rythms in life,
along time ago i made these porno ninja stars that i made from cutting and pasting out of a huge extensive porno library,it was really tedious and anyone that came into my home at t hat point in my life would of seem thousands of dicklips, dickheaps, fart tanks, puckered assholes, areolas, salty piss flaps, and cut up cunts all over my house , pretend he didn't see me and slowly back out.
now i'm making clothes, shoes, housewares, shower curtains etc. with the help of my computer , i've sliced over 99 vaginas(on my mack no more scissors or glue and if you were working in front of my desk you would think i'm checking my e-mail or downloading music, not hacking and slashing virtual flesh), and made(what i think ) this fucking awesome colorful triangle pattern out of wet pussies, camel toes, and vaggies peeking out from sheer panties. i know it's sort of gross if you think about it, but i love pussy, why not wear it on a shirt ,or sit on a chair that has it as a pattern.what do you think?

FUN-ITURE!!


housewares up this bitch! check out my shelf!
UPPER PLAYGROUND ANNOUNCES SPECIALTY FURNITURE LINE New Handcrafted Furniture Encourages Individuality and Creativity in the Home....
We are introducing a new line of custom-made, handcrafted furniture. Under the direction of popular furniture designer and fabricator Francisco Robles, the luxury furniture line will be specially designed to please the consumer's personal vision and style.
From dressers and tables to armoires and chairs, shoppers can choose the design of any piece of furniture, and can select the material of their choice. Handcrafted from a selection of woods including mahogany, ebony, maple, and zebrawood, Upper Playground's custom-furniture line is truly one-of-a-kind.
To celebrate the exclusive furniture line, We have commissioned a variety of today's top, contemporary painters, photographers, and designers to create their own custom furniture lines. Artists include Sam Flores, Dave Choe, Tiffany Bozic, Saber, Bosco, Herbert Baglione, Jeremy Fish, Estevan Oriol and more to be announced soon.
Custom-made furniture orders will be available by appointment only in early 2007.

choe XB monster truck


Over a decade ago I was at a crossroads in my life between a path of
music, or art
I chose art and this monster truck I guess is where the paths come
together as worlds collide
This is like a retarded dream come true.
I liked haze and cartoon’s car for scion ,they were really slick, but this is
dirty styles
This is from a guy who’s been driving the same mini van for 6 years
and all lemons before that.
I’m not a car dude at all I don’t know how to make it slick and cool ,
I was asked what my dream car was, and so I drew it on the back of a
greasy Wendy’s napkin I never thought they would really make it, i
still cant believe they did
i painted it up in seattle on an indian reservation in less than a
day , i was gonna take a week to do it but i unleashed on it for 10
hours straight and spent the rest of the time losing all my money at
the indian casino
it mixes early adolscent monster truck fantasies of running everyone
over, with all the graff art I’ve done for the past decade with a
custom drum set built into the back ,
In highschool I was in the marching band
I would Ride in the back of my friends beat up station wagon to the football
game beating the hell out of my bassdrum in the cab, the bass sound
echoing off the walls of buildings.
This brings it all back and ties it all together, I can’t wait to
parade down the street in this fucking truck!
(if you want to see my retarded ass talking about it click on this)
http://www.cartv.com/content/research/channels/index.cfm/channel/cartv_video/action/showvideo/vid/e_0305/vscat/SEMA/vcat/Event/pagenum/1/MAKE_VCH/Scion/MODEL_VCH/xB

flying monkey


These fuckers just caught me on a flying monkey kind of day..
----------
Hi,

I was checking out your art and I suddenly thought I wonder if he
would be interested in working with us. My friends and I have started
a small nonprofit. We are all disabled punk kids who ride our
wheelchairs in skate parks. We are working on promoting it as a sport
and also making a skate chair... we will have our prototype soon.
What we really need right now is a kick ass artist who can make us an
image. I draw, but nothing like you. You rock. I wish I could have
seen your show in SJ. I live in Oakland but my business partners live
down there. So I guess I need to know how much you would charge (if
you even do art for money) to make us a logo and work with my
brother (he's the technical linux guru) to make us something kind of
like your website, but with our photos and video.
anyway, I love your website.

The name of our company is Bad Munky, Inc.

we are at www.badmunky.org

we'd like an evil flying monkey to be our logo. i like your girls as
well, the style is really sweet. I don't know, I just thought I'd try
to see if you are interested. We can pay $200 upfront. Then i'd
like to do a contract like say a total of $1200 for the website
images over the course of a few months, working with us on
sketches... we also kind of thought about doing a monthly comix but
not really more like a graphic novel in installments that would go
on the website. We would help write it. it would be kind of sick
humor, about cripple life, blood and guts and shit. There will also
of course be video of our tricks (like skate video) on there as well
as photos, links to other websites, information about the sport and
a blog type thing that my pro skater friend is going to write.

if you are at all interested, write back. We are for real, we have
the money and the determination. And even if you'e not interested
maybe you know someone who would be, like a student or street artist
that hasn't gone big yet and had shows in galleries.

thanks for reading

Rachel

A true adventurer goes forth, aimless and uncalculating
To meet and greet
unknown fate----domino Harvey r.i.p.

My friend johnny spagna is born and bred east coast he had never been to los angeles before, so when he made the trip out a few months back for my friend mike’s wedding, we showed him a Hollywood time, we ate breakfast everyday at kings road , and spotted famke like everyone who eats there does, we took him to some Hollywood meetings, but it was his uncanny eye that showed me up, the day we took him to wasteland a thrift store on Melrose, A lot of Hollywood types drop off their old wardrobes at wasteland,
he picked out this hideous reversible silk jacket that had huge tiger patches all over it, it was sort of dirty and had black marks on it, Of course I had to get it. Thanks Johnny!
I had one of those moments tonight ,where I feel like I’m living in a movie. Because tower’s going out of business I bought a ton of dvd’s , and one of them was tony scott’s DOMINO, it was not as good as top gun or true romance , but it was still pretty fucking awesome, it’s loosely based on a real life bounty hunter girl named domino Harvey, no one in Hollywood makes better looking movies than tony scott right now, after years of experimenting and fucking around with film stock, on commercials, videos, and movies, he’s got this cracked out schizophrenic style of filming(they do a special feature on it on the dvd) that reminds me of Christopher doyle on wong kar wai movies on speed(these british fucks really know how to paint with film ). The best examples of it are, MAN ON FIRE, his awesome short film for BMW , and this one DOMINO, so I’m getting all into the movie and shit, mickey rourke is at the top of his game(he’s pretty much fucking awesome in every movie he’s in from rumble fish to sin city((he was the perfect marv)) he’s up there with jeff bridges and charles grodin), and I realize in the final crazy shoot out, kiera knightly who plays domino is wearing the same exact jacket that Johnny bravo picked out for me, plus she’s wearing the same metal teeth ring that I got for a dollar at the berryessa flea market, anyways I know this I s a real stupid trifling thing to write about, but I got all excited and started taking pictures of my t.v. screen, I was wearing the jacket while someone in the movie was wearing the same jacket, and then realized it was probably THE exact same jacket… of course I sniffed it.
(it’s really sad the real domino Harvey died right after they finished filming the movie, I painted this portrait of her right after the movie)

Yumyumcha

I have no idea what I’m doing here, this is the only guy that knows how to blog or blog properly, everyone else including me, sucks. Enter the poon.

http://www.yumyumcha.com/

Victoria’s worst secret


I was asked today if I could model some underwear for an American apparel AD, the vice travel dvd is finished and is gonna be sold in American apparel retail stores so this is a way to do cross promotional shit. Here’s an example, the ad’s always look almost pornographic, anyways the photoshoot is going down in a few hours, get ready for some really gay disgusting shit.

W.T.F.?!


my monster truck is 91% finished
i don't know what to say, i just got this photo, i'll have more on this later,
i'm flying to vegas to rock this shit ,in 4 hours

FRICE!


lets do this one last time . s.j.
Anno Domini presents...

FRICE by David Choe
a solo exhibit

Opening Reception: First Friday, November 3rd, 2006
8 p.m. 'til late • free and open to the public
Music by: CUTSOQUICK
Anno Domini // the second coming of Art & Design
366 So. First Street map
San Jose, CA 95113
408.271.5155
www.galleryAD.com

Gallery & Store Hours:
Tuesday through Saturday, noon 'til 8 p.m.

W-E--A-R-E--T-H-E-S-T-R-A-N-G-E--------



I told this guy m.strange that I wanted to set up my website so I don’t have to update it for 5 years.
That was about 5 years ago. He designed it in the time it takes to take a real good shit and check your e-mail.
But for the last three years he’s been working like a madman in his san jose cave , creating this ,stop motion, claymation,,,, every kind of animation, he did most or all of the voices(I did the voice of the character ,rain, and painted some people melting), sound effects, music, art, and animating, it’s super insprirational, and is a true testament what one man can do, with a little technology and not that much cash, if he’s committed and dedicated and hungry enough, this thing is gonna be crazy, it’s funny, sad, romantic, mindfuck, I’m doing a horrible job explaining it, it got on the front page of youtube.com , http://youtube.com/watch?v=6qCSahatkbk
Last week ,and got like half a million hits, He got hundreds or rabid hardcore fans over night, that’s hardwork and dedication paying off, shit is blowing up. We’re all super excited, if this shit gets into sundance, we’re all going to park city next year to fuck it up.
Watch this shit, it’ll blow your mind
http://wearethestrange.com/

airbrush and oil
if you look at most byootiful women , or should i say, stare long
enough. one eye is always almost bigger than the other one.
here's my first collaboration with mr. cartoon, it's a work in
progress ...she has airbrushed lips. and tits dipped in oil ..

Just got back from another adventure for VICE/MTV network
This one was me my friend harry kim, and a camera man , jacinto who I
didn’t know was gay until 4 days into the trip and 50 gay jokes
later,(awesome gaydar!) the goal was to hitchhike, and hop trains from santa
monica beach to south beach in Miami, and film everything along the way,
we did it in 16 days!! And it was wild ride, we almost got arrested in
tuniuca Mississippi because people saw us hitchhiking and called the
police on us saying we were terrorists! I can honestly say Mississippi
will be safe from terrorists ….. forever. Message to Mississippi -You
have to do something first, make something with yourself, before your
worth terrorizing. Anyways we got back bruised and battered. Here’s some
photo’s from the road(i know the painting of the naked chick on the wall
is fucked, i did it less than a minute on walgreens in tulsa, oaklahoma
in broad daylight, with this crazy naked chick just laying out there..
cut me some slack sheesh )And a preview from our last trip
http://www.viceland.com/guidetotravel/
and also harry’s movie is still in the works, check it out
http://dirtyhandsmovie.com/


I used to just make kim chee jigae with 3 week old kim chee, chicken
stock and chunks of spam, after visiting the 4rth ward Josephine click in
new Orleans , I’ve replaced the spam with turkey neck. You cannot
change the world , events, circumstance and fate, all you can change is you
and the way you look at things and act on them. With this epic
transition from spam to neck ,life just got a little bit better.

ASSASINATE YOUR SOUL!!!!

Selling oranges by the freeway, selling hand carved marble chess sets
from tiajuana door to door in Beverly hills, selling diet magic weight
loss pills to chubsters, selling whores in Africa gave me the confidence
to slang my own artwork for over a decade.and it’s been great, but the
truth is I’m tired of negotiating and chasing down cash more than I’m
actually painting, why not have someone else better, smarter and more
equipped to deal with it? Enter Mark suroff of the soul assasins creative
agency. This dude holds it down, I met with mark, estevan oriol, and
mr. Cartoon this week three of the most coolest laid back dudes around,
they are all driven, hungry, and workaholics like me so I think it will
be a perfect marriage. Time to pass over the mike. And speaking of mike
, these boys like to frequent the Keroke bars in koreatown, you can’t
get the mike out of their hands once they get on, Cartoon sang ,nirvana-
all apologies, TWICE!!! What you are seeing in this photo(left to
right) is mark suroff-master cleanse diet -4 days, mr. Cartoon master
cleanse diet-5days, me-steady diet of kimchee, sesos and lengua, estevan
oriol-master cleanse diet 11 days , lost 35 llbs!, and Bronson the hairless
Egyptian cat ,been on a diet of pussy and fancy feast since burf.

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DAVID CHOE 2007 CALENDAR OUT NO........NEVER!!!!

After producing the dave choe calendar with tower records for the
last 5 years, I turned in the art three months ago just to find out
last week, it ain’t happening, they’re filing for bankruptcy. So
what? They ‘ve already filed for bankruptcy like 10 times already.
The problem this time is, it’s time for LIQUIDATION! Here’s the
news straight from ,clint my main man over at tower
“Tower Records is going to be fading into the
sunset, and fading to black
pretty damned fast, too. They declared bankruptcy (again) in the
first week of August. But at
that time it still looked like things were going to stay normal, and
things like the calendars were
still going to happen. The end result of the bankruptcy was Tower
going on the auction block.
The auction was last Thursday and Friday, and after 29 straight hours
of negotiating (I'm told
there was no sleep, just a long, long negotiation), a company called
Great American Group won
the auction, and walked off with Tower in the bag for a mere $150
million dollars.

So far, so good- but Great American is a professional liquidator, and
their sole purpose at this
point is to sell off everything in the company including tables and
chairs for as much money as
they can get. The entire main office short of some accounting people
will probably be laid off
tomorrow, maybe Wednesday. The stores will be selling everything on
sale, and I guess they're
going to stay open for the next 6-8 weeks or so, maybe through the
middle of December.

No more zines, no more distribution... oh, well. Easy come, easy go,
right?”

I hear the sounds of prices being slashed faster than wallmart, I’m
sure as it gets closer to d-day the sales are gonna get crazier and
crazier, I guess this is a direct result of the internet, and no
one buying music anymore, and the fucked side effect being, tower
records in a lot of small towns is the only outlet and source for cool
independent zine’s ,comics and magazines. Oh well. I’m off to go
buy some music, I’m gonna get a basket, I need a new desk also.