"I CANT FEEL NOTHING, DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS, PLEASE HOLMES "-- one of my favorite lines ever from one of my favorite movies ever HEAT, from the
baddest dude in town
DANNY TREJO. you know who he is, he's the bad dude in every movie, He's the first Latin Superhero, he's Mexico's version of our asian bad dude,
AL LEONG, who is also in every movie, i always hoped some asian director would recognize
Al's skills and give him a starring role in his own major motion blockbuster, but the latino's were smarter and prouder and director
robert rodriguez, gave
DANNY TREJO the starring role in his new dream project MACHETE with Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey playing supporting roles. Congratulations Danny! you deserve it! look for it in theaters next month, here's some flicks i recently took of Danny at the studio, he's one of the coolest, nicest, and funniest fuckers ever, i don't think it's still considered rape ,if you let someone rape you, look for a collaboration project in the very near future, stay tuned holmes.
i would love to say i had way too many buglogi dogs before this picture was taken, and i was bloated and gassy, unfortunately this is what i look like all the time, i have no idea why i didnt keep my shirt on, sorry ladies
in my head i still think i look and feel like this (but that was 5 years and many tacos ago) gotta get back on that jail diet of rice and man pussy.i promise i wont take my shirt off anymore till i get back to my fighting weight.
