SICK FUCK

i don't need you to tell me , i know this already, i'm always looking for patterns and rythms in life,
along time ago i made these porno ninja stars that i made from cutting and pasting out of a huge extensive porno library,it was really tedious and anyone that came into my home at t hat point in my life would of seem thousands of dicklips, dickheaps, fart tanks, puckered assholes, areolas, salty piss flaps, and cut up cunts all over my house , pretend he didn't see me and slowly back out.
now i'm making clothes, shoes, housewares, shower curtains etc. with the help of my computer , i've sliced over 99 vaginas(on my mack no more scissors or glue and if you were working in front of my desk you would think i'm checking my e-mail or downloading music, not hacking and slashing virtual flesh), and made(what i think ) this fucking awesome colorful triangle pattern out of wet pussies, camel toes, and vaggies peeking out from sheer panties. i know it's sort of gross if you think about it, but i love pussy, why not wear it on a shirt ,or sit on a chair that has it as a pattern.what do you think?

FUN-ITURE!!

housewares up this bitch! check out my shelf!
UPPER PLAYGROUND ANNOUNCES SPECIALTY FURNITURE LINE New Handcrafted Furniture Encourages Individuality and Creativity in the Home....
We are introducing a new line of custom-made, handcrafted furniture. Under the direction of popular furniture designer and fabricator Francisco Robles, the luxury furniture line will be specially designed to please the consumer's personal vision and style.
From dressers and tables to armoires and chairs, shoppers can choose the design of any piece of furniture, and can select the material of their choice. Handcrafted from a selection of woods including mahogany, ebony, maple, and zebrawood, Upper Playground's custom-furniture line is truly one-of-a-kind.
To celebrate the exclusive furniture line, We have commissioned a variety of today's top, contemporary painters, photographers, and designers to create their own custom furniture lines. Artists include Sam Flores, Dave Choe, Tiffany Bozic, Saber, Bosco, Herbert Baglione, Jeremy Fish, Estevan Oriol and more to be announced soon.
Custom-made furniture orders will be available by appointment only in early 2007.

choe XB monster truck

Over a decade ago I was at a crossroads in my life between a path of
music, or art
I chose art and this monster truck I guess is where the paths come
together as worlds collide
This is like a retarded dream come true.
I liked haze and cartoon’s car for scion ,they were really slick, but this is
dirty styles
This is from a guy who’s been driving the same mini van for 6 years
and all lemons before that.
I’m not a car dude at all I don’t know how to make it slick and cool ,
I was asked what my dream car was, and so I drew it on the back of a
greasy Wendy’s napkin I never thought they would really make it, i
still cant believe they did
i painted it up in seattle on an indian reservation in less than a
day , i was gonna take a week to do it but i unleashed on it for 10
hours straight and spent the rest of the time losing all my money at
the indian casino
it mixes early adolscent monster truck fantasies of running everyone
over, with all the graff art I’ve done for the past decade with a
custom drum set built into the back ,
In highschool I was in the marching band
I would Ride in the back of my friends beat up station wagon to the football
game beating the hell out of my bassdrum in the cab, the bass sound
echoing off the walls of buildings.
This brings it all back and ties it all together, I can’t wait to
parade down the street in this fucking truck!
(if you want to see my retarded ass talking about it click on this)
http://www.cartv.com/content/research/channels/index.cfm/channel/cartv_video/action/showvideo/vid/e_0305/vscat/SEMA/vcat/Event/pagenum/1/MAKE_VCH/Scion/MODEL_VCH/xB

flying monkey

These fuckers just caught me on a flying monkey kind of day..
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Hi,

I was checking out your art and I suddenly thought I wonder if he
would be interested in working with us. My friends and I have started
a small nonprofit. We are all disabled punk kids who ride our
wheelchairs in skate parks. We are working on promoting it as a sport
and also making a skate chair... we will have our prototype soon.
What we really need right now is a kick ass artist who can make us an
image. I draw, but nothing like you. You rock. I wish I could have
seen your show in SJ. I live in Oakland but my business partners live
down there. So I guess I need to know how much you would charge (if
you even do art for money) to make us a logo and work with my
brother (he's the technical linux guru) to make us something kind of
like your website, but with our photos and video.
anyway, I love your website.

The name of our company is Bad Munky, Inc.

we are at www.badmunky.org

we'd like an evil flying monkey to be our logo. i like your girls as
well, the style is really sweet. I don't know, I just thought I'd try
to see if you are interested. We can pay $200 upfront. Then i'd
like to do a contract like say a total of $1200 for the website
images over the course of a few months, working with us on
sketches... we also kind of thought about doing a monthly comix but
not really more like a graphic novel in installments that would go
on the website. We would help write it. it would be kind of sick
humor, about cripple life, blood and guts and shit. There will also
of course be video of our tricks (like skate video) on there as well
as photos, links to other websites, information about the sport and
a blog type thing that my pro skater friend is going to write.

if you are at all interested, write back. We are for real, we have
the money and the determination. And even if you'e not interested
maybe you know someone who would be, like a student or street artist
that hasn't gone big yet and had shows in galleries.

thanks for reading

Rachel

A true adventurer goes forth, aimless and uncalculating
To meet and greet
unknown fate----domino Harvey r.i.p.

My friend johnny spagna is born and bred east coast he had never been to los angeles before, so when he made the trip out a few months back for my friend mike’s wedding, we showed him a Hollywood time, we ate breakfast everyday at kings road , and spotted famke like everyone who eats there does, we took him to some Hollywood meetings, but it was his uncanny eye that showed me up, the day we took him to wasteland a thrift store on Melrose, A lot of Hollywood types drop off their old wardrobes at wasteland,
he picked out this hideous reversible silk jacket that had huge tiger patches all over it, it was sort of dirty and had black marks on it, Of course I had to get it. Thanks Johnny!
I had one of those moments tonight ,where I feel like I’m living in a movie. Because tower’s going out of business I bought a ton of dvd’s , and one of them was tony scott’s DOMINO, it was not as good as top gun or true romance , but it was still pretty fucking awesome, it’s loosely based on a real life bounty hunter girl named domino Harvey, no one in Hollywood makes better looking movies than tony scott right now, after years of experimenting and fucking around with film stock, on commercials, videos, and movies, he’s got this cracked out schizophrenic style of filming(they do a special feature on it on the dvd) that reminds me of Christopher doyle on wong kar wai movies on speed(these british fucks really know how to paint with film ). The best examples of it are, MAN ON FIRE, his awesome short film for BMW , and this one DOMINO, so I’m getting all into the movie and shit, mickey rourke is at the top of his game(he’s pretty much fucking awesome in every movie he’s in from rumble fish to sin city((he was the perfect marv)) he’s up there with jeff bridges and charles grodin), and I realize in the final crazy shoot out, kiera knightly who plays domino is wearing the same exact jacket that Johnny bravo picked out for me, plus she’s wearing the same metal teeth ring that I got for a dollar at the berryessa flea market, anyways I know this I s a real stupid trifling thing to write about, but I got all excited and started taking pictures of my t.v. screen, I was wearing the jacket while someone in the movie was wearing the same jacket, and then realized it was probably THE exact same jacket… of course I sniffed it.
(it’s really sad the real domino Harvey died right after they finished filming the movie, I painted this portrait of her right after the movie)

Yumyumcha

I have no idea what I’m doing here, this is the only guy that knows how to blog or blog properly, everyone else including me, sucks. Enter the poon.

http://www.yumyumcha.com/

Victoria’s worst secret

I was asked today if I could model some underwear for an American apparel AD, the vice travel dvd is finished and is gonna be sold in American apparel retail stores so this is a way to do cross promotional shit. Here’s an example, the ad’s always look almost pornographic, anyways the photoshoot is going down in a few hours, get ready for some really gay disgusting shit.

W.T.F.?!

my monster truck is 91% finished
i don't know what to say, i just got this photo, i'll have more on this later,
i'm flying to vegas to rock this shit ,in 4 hours

FRICE!

lets do this one last time . s.j.
Anno Domini presents...

FRICE by David Choe
a solo exhibit

Opening Reception: First Friday, November 3rd, 2006
8 p.m. 'til late • free and open to the public
Music by: CUTSOQUICK
Anno Domini // the second coming of Art & Design
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