about a year ago, when i cruised through the shitty city of sacramento, i ran into a mulleted menace named
jacoby jorgensen, i pretended to film a reality show about him and his friend, using a cardboard videocamera,
he's on the staff of a correctional mental health facility, and should probably get some help himself, unfortunately the show never aired, which i s a shame because it ended with a cambodian war criminal that had all the underground tunnels tattoed on his back, kicking jordy's ass with a bicycle chain, that episode only lives on in virtual reality, speaking of, in this day of emails and facebooks it's nice to get cool shit in the mail, unfortunately it's usually the worst shit ever, and then i feel like shit for throwing it away, however , just the other day i recieved a handmade "CHOE'S BEFORE HOES" leather belt in the mail from jacoby jorgensen,
it's shaped like my whale with the guts spilling out, and the holes for the belt loop are in the exposed ribs, NICE!!
anyways if you want to beat your kids, Jacoby has some quality belts here
