WU WU

“Chicken heads wanna know where I shop like WHOA!”

just got back from hong kong, where I went crazy in Macau and stopped by the asian art fair. We had dinner with the sexiest asian and my lover, Dan Wu, but nobody ate the chicken head, but we ate all the chicken hearts and grew beef hearts. The Rza also recently traveled to hong kong to film his epic KUNG FU movie, look for a cameo from dan wu and also a killer fucking soundtrack by my favorite living guitarist John frusciante. Eli roth also helped write and produce it.

For those of you who still give a shit, DIRTY HANDS the dvd is looking at a late JUNE 2011 release date, I saw it yesterday and it has hours and hours of extra cool shit, including an interview with Eli Roth , Sasha Grey and an audio commentary with my parents, where my mom’s pretty much praying for my soul the entire time . let’s reminisce about the decade in the making of this movie shall we?

Here’s me and harry back in san jose when we slept under a trampoline during the ramen and salad years.

Check the fat content inside that shirt? Haha I’ve had that mickey mouse shirt for over 20 years its barely holding together, if I could find it, I’d pose for a current 2011 update with my rolls all pouring out.

Most of the art fair, like most art fairs, was like whatevs, but jame’s shit was awesome, and his new art book coming out later this year will destroy any art book out there, clean design and killer art.

this painting was cool

I don’t know this guys name but he made distortred sculptures of famous movie scenes

This dude, Ji yong-Ho makes life size sculptures of animals using tires, I almost bought this one.....I’m trying to be racist here, but basically all the best shit at the show was by koreans and all the best movies on the flight home were by koreans
Le grand chef 1 and le grand chef 2, I cried during both so fuck you

My favorite thing in the whole show was the chapman twins diorama, they’re the fucking best, where’s my fucking twin? Maybe he’s still hiding in my mom’s uterus. let me go check.

But fuck the fair, my favorite part of hong kong was visiting my favorite toy makers 3A! they are the best, they gave me a tour of all their toys and even hooked me up with the impossible to get TOMORROW QUEENS set!! Fucking awesome! Thanks guys.

While I was gambling in macau I noticed my pit boss at the table looked like a sexy nerd version of one of the tomorrow queens, or an asian DARIA or the girl in this video. the one that's not rapping.


check out the third picture of her on the right, she looks right at me BUSTED!!! Hahaha

The venetian in Macau looks just like the venetian in vegas except it’s 4 times bigger and the gambling is 1000 times more intense, and there’s a fatburger! Here’s james sketching wearing striped socks

anyways i'm back home getting ready for our SWAMP GIRL print release this friday, while bobby is fucking around and

Joe To is flying around the warehouse

we putting this shit out this friday , you've been warned with peace and love