In a pretty much futile comical and doomed attempt to try and get healthy I decided to try and cut back on the Wagyū and try to eat more fresh fish and vegetables, here’s a nice cut of wild Alaskan salmon grilled to perfection with butter infested creamed corn and butter drenched lobster mashed potatoes(look at that claw up in there!), hey baby steps.
Encyclopedia Joe, cooks up the fresh clams, delicious but unfortunately they too are drenched in butter ☹
Ok lets try a different approach. Hiking Griffith park with harry and pops.
it was awesome to see him rocking the old school soundeyes shit, it’s always a douchebag move when you wear clothes that you actually designed, but it’s ok if your mom or dad wear it.
Hiking in the city is awesome because asides form the wonderful sights sounds and smells of nature, you also see some amazing man made treasures like the invisible smog infested LA skyline and expressionistic graffiti like this(who the fuck carrys spray paint while hiking?! thats a strong dedication to your craft and hate). Here’s something that was overheard while hiking, if you hike 4am to 7am in Griffith park, most of the hikers are Korean, 7am to 11 am mostly white, and 11am into the late afternoon the mexicans rule the park.
So the hiking lasted less than a minute, so fuck the diet , fuck the exercise lets go straight to surgery! la style bitch. 9$ botox on Alvarado street , went with the bros to get the wrinkles botoxed off our nuts so they smooth like the other DC. 9 bucks a nut ,18 clams for smooth egg like balls, not a bad deal
The totally legit officialy trained botox surgeon made a strange discovery on my face and said to me “usted es el último unicornio coreano” and I said what?! I’m the last Korean unicorn ? what the fuck are you talking about, and she says “mira ! mira!” I guess I don’t have not one single grey hair on my head, but I happen to have one single tiny white hair that grows straight out of the space between my eyes, she said it’s my magical horn and that’s where all my magic strength and power comes from. And then she plucked it and ate it.
